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I Like It Rough, Okay?: How to: Give a blowjob

dirtyberd:

Don’t give a pornstar blowjob. To me, it always looks so…fake, fast, and without passion. When you give a blowie do it because you want to, because you want to please him, don’t just go through the motions. Slowly, passionately, creatively.

To quote Monty Python, “You don’t…

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underthestarssofaraway:

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a powerpoint on english sweets

Okay but what’s a jelly baby?

you don’t know what a jelly baby is??

jelly babies motherfucker

these little fuckers are adorable and tasty. they’re literally little jelly sweets covered in icing sugar and molded into the shapes of little cute cartoon baby people and they each have a name and a backstory so i bite the head off first to save them the pain

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ridersxonxthexstorm:

when someone says “I love you” to my girlfriend

when someone compliments my girlfriend

when someone has a crush on my girlfriend

when someone makes a comment about my girlfriend’s boobs

when someone makes fun of my girlfriend’s nose

when someone stalks my girlfriend’s facebook wall

when someone tries to guilt trip my girlfriend into sending nudes

when someone talks or jokes about me and my girlfriend having sex

when someone expects my girlfriend to have a crush on them

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nikkidiamonds:

✋#socialmedia #jealousy #socialmediaissuicide #socialmediaaddict #fake #haters #photooftheday #truth #fact #preach #listenup

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